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magikasword:

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fagapult:

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

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galgorithm:

galgorithm:

Collecting

More

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sqwick:

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Anime studios need to strike next

Down with seasonal anime down with overconsumption down with every series regardless of how complex needing to be boiled down to fit into 12 episodes

there’s just too many shows

too many shows and they’re coming out at such an unprecedented rate that we can’t even fully appreciate them. and I KNOW that people are slaving away in unethical work conditions to make them, all so that nobody can even remember them, no matter how lovingly crafted or beautiful they really are

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thestenchofcheeseandregrets:

primeemeraldheiress:

airlocksandaviaries:

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

Originally posted by chan-gemma

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huffylemon:

The notes get 0 stars in reading comprehension

post: plastic surgery (SPECIFICALLY IN THE PURSUIT OF BEING ATTRACTIVE) isn’t self care

very smart people: WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU GET HORRIFICALLY MANGLED IN A CAR EXPLOSION??????

teaboot:

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say “yes”, the second will say “no.”

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? “Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?” For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: “I don’t have a card for that.”

“What the fuck,” they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: “I have laryngitis. I’ve lost speech. My throat hurts”. Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. “How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?”

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

“I have powerful wizard magics.”

Gets them every time

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sygol:

wow this place is a freakshow. i respect literally all of you people

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cpunkhobie:

cpunkhobie:

I love telling mutuals who are older than me but new to the site how to use tumblr. I feel like that trope where a child character with a blank expression reaches out their hand to the protagonist in a dreamscape to guide them around on a path to self-discovery

me telling my mutuals from another site how to allow asks with media

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